EXCUSE ME WHILE I SLIT MY THROAT

MY IPHONE ISN'T WORKING. Not because I've dropped it countless times and the screen has lost some sensitivity. But because my usb cord is.. BROKEN!.  CAN-NOT-UPDATE-FACEBOOK-STATUS. LIFE IS OVER.  THERE IS NO MORE HOPE. (does dramatic facial expressions)

I'm currently using a mobile phone that doesn't look like a phone. Haha my mother brought it to Vietnam and got it unlocked for me! WOOOH! HAHA :) But like it's the biggest pain in the ballsacks cause I have to constantly check the inbox and sent. And it's like in two different areas and so much effort. AND THE TEXT DOESN"T AUTO-CORRECT.

NO LONGER - DOES MY PHONE MISTAKEN THE WORD BAG FOR VAG!!!!!!! It's pretty bad cause I text a lot (unlimited texting). 

Me : dude I just told you something so serious. All you said was LOL?
Him : I didn't say 'lol' what the fuck? I said 'I'm sorry to hear that'
Me : (double checks) Oops my bad.. Shain said LOL not you. My bad sorry!!!

Because the phone it groups up everyone's conversation in one area. Oh my god. Almost mistakenly texted so many people the wrong things. Fuck My Life. Definitely getting iphone cord tomorrow.

Currently waiting for CC to get home. Cause when he is home.. things are going to get freaky - like .. Harry potter does the immature fingering thing we all do  ... Freaky.

But in the meantime - it's not too freaky. Probably subtle freaky. Just chilling with my Moscato watching Community. I literally have the bottle sitting next to me - it's how we chill. <3 Moscato. Bahah. I actually bought 4 bottles when I went to buy Susan some for her bday. 
Mmmm....   so divine. I bought her an additional bottle because it looked pretty. :)

ALSO I WENT ON AN EPIC SPLURGE ON CHOCOLATE/CHEESECAKE
SPENT $20. wait that's not even a splurge. What does splurge mean? it sounds cool. I'll urban dictionary.com it later. HAHAHA