If you asked me how I felt a month ago. I'd tell you I was feeling like complete shit. If you asked me how life was I'd answer with a "It's good." If you asked how my love-life was I'd break down right in front of your face. Right now. I'm at peace with this. I'm happy my ex has moved on. I'm happy I've finally grasp hold of how he feels. I have no intention of making anyone my rebound. I've read over my previous posts - it's kind of sad. haha. Myself going crazy over this guy I like. I mean I do like him - but .. woah that's just not me. To talk/type like that you know :P. But oh well. I'm not deleting those posts. Everything in my blog reflects a chapter of my life. I really can't wait to read this when I'm old and wrinkly.. with SAGGY BOOBS!.
It's official - Boobs is the word. You're probably all like "since when?!" and I'd be "since I started it, bitch!" HAHAHHA
A New Year is beginning. As my friend Raymond once said "Life is too short you're only as pretty as you are now" SOMETHING ON THOSE LINES!! Should be fortunate I even quoted you , ya bastard :P. He actually gave me a long-as speech. I was totally listening (rolls eyes). Nah Jks! I was listening. Also I'm pretty appreciative of an old friend being there for me. Johnson. HAHA you funny bastard. What you've experience in my lounge room still makes me laugh. I will forever watch the video over and over again!! HAHA. I'm so happy I've started talking to these boys this year - they are that funny side I desperately need. NO MORE GIRL HUMOUR. I CAN TOTALLY ACT LIKE THE GUY I AM NOW!!! Oh I should also mention Lenny cause he's fucking cool too. Also very funny.. and he said I'm cool .. so.. courtesy I'd say he's cool too. :D:D:D
(watching Raymond play)
Lenny : (at raymond) Go baby I love you!
Me : Are you getting turned on by him?
Lenny : Yeah, a bit
HE DOES THE FUCKING FUNNIEST SHRUGGGG. LOL MY LIFE DIES. CAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY. HAHAHAHA. Okay you had to be there. HAHA
ALSO.. I'LL CONTINUE TO TELL MY JOKE. CAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Me : Hey Raymond want to hear a joke? So like if I marry someone with the surname Nguyen I'm going to name my daughter Jen. SO SHE WILL BE JEN NGUYEN. You know !!! LIKE GENUINE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Raymond : What if you marry someone with Le? So they would be Jen Nguyen LE. So Nguyen would be their middle name. So she would be GENUINELY
(DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECTS- MIND FUCKING BLOWN)
Me : FUCK THAT'S SMART!!! HAHAHAHA
SOOOOO Thanks to Raymond it is now the expression I use with CC.
Haha Why yes I did give the guy I like a blog name on here. He doesn't know yet. He's going to read this and go "wtf you named me CC, why?" and I'd explain it. Better yet I'll let him figure it out first. HAHA.
Excuse me while I annoy the fuck out of CC.
ME : ARE YOU JENGUYENLE TELLING THE TRUTH?!
BAHAHAH
Okay back to serious - biz-niz now. I'm partially happy my year ended with so very few problems. Hahah. Seriously scared that when my parents return I will not see him as much and also UNI :( . But that's just what we'll have to endure in that time. Hopefully he won't get bored of me like he promised. I know Lisa+Christina will continue to be there for me, so I'm thankful for that also.. I'm a bit heartbroken one of my friendships have changed slightly - but I can't do anything about it. It's running it's natural course.
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Me : You know what would be really weird?
Guy : What?
Me : Seeing a bunch of non-asians on a Hoang Do bus
Guy : True that would be weird...
Me : It's like... how did they even...
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Jason : So do you still have your periods?
Me : Yeah, it's so annoying.
Jason : Why?
Me : Cause it's New Years soon and I want to look pretty and all.
Jason : So if you have your period you can't look pretty at New Years? I told you .. should just use Super-large tampons.
Me : THERE IS NO SUCH THING JASON! LOL we've established this already the last time!!
_________________________
So all CC wants to do is sit down and talk about feelings and unicorns and his periods.
I say....
No I'm not like that. That Gif just looked extremely hot ;) Her face is so demanding.. and mesmerizing.. Why Yes I will lesbian you. BUT NO I CAN'T! I promised I'd lesbian Anna :(. Okay Anna you can join us :D It'd be Ménage à trois. :D HAHAHAHA :)
It's official - Boobs is the word. You're probably all like "since when?!" and I'd be "since I started it, bitch!" HAHAHHA
A New Year is beginning. As my friend Raymond once said "Life is too short you're only as pretty as you are now" SOMETHING ON THOSE LINES!! Should be fortunate I even quoted you , ya bastard :P. He actually gave me a long-as speech. I was totally listening (rolls eyes). Nah Jks! I was listening. Also I'm pretty appreciative of an old friend being there for me. Johnson. HAHA you funny bastard. What you've experience in my lounge room still makes me laugh. I will forever watch the video over and over again!! HAHA. I'm so happy I've started talking to these boys this year - they are that funny side I desperately need. NO MORE GIRL HUMOUR. I CAN TOTALLY ACT LIKE THE GUY I AM NOW!!! Oh I should also mention Lenny cause he's fucking cool too. Also very funny.. and he said I'm cool .. so.. courtesy I'd say he's cool too. :D:D:D
(watching Raymond play)
Lenny : (at raymond) Go baby I love you!
Me : Are you getting turned on by him?
Lenny : Yeah, a bit
HE DOES THE FUCKING FUNNIEST SHRUGGGG. LOL MY LIFE DIES. CAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY. HAHAHAHA. Okay you had to be there. HAHA
ALSO.. I'LL CONTINUE TO TELL MY JOKE. CAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Me : Hey Raymond want to hear a joke? So like if I marry someone with the surname Nguyen I'm going to name my daughter Jen. SO SHE WILL BE JEN NGUYEN. You know !!! LIKE GENUINE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Raymond : What if you marry someone with Le? So they would be Jen Nguyen LE. So Nguyen would be their middle name. So she would be GENUINELY
(DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECTS- MIND FUCKING BLOWN)
Me : FUCK THAT'S SMART!!! HAHAHAHA
SOOOOO Thanks to Raymond it is now the expression I use with CC.
Haha Why yes I did give the guy I like a blog name on here. He doesn't know yet. He's going to read this and go "wtf you named me CC, why?" and I'd explain it. Better yet I'll let him figure it out first. HAHA.
Excuse me while I annoy the fuck out of CC.
ME : ARE YOU JENGUYENLE TELLING THE TRUTH?!
BAHAHAH
Okay back to serious - biz-niz now. I'm partially happy my year ended with so very few problems. Hahah. Seriously scared that when my parents return I will not see him as much and also UNI :( . But that's just what we'll have to endure in that time. Hopefully he won't get bored of me like he promised. I know Lisa+Christina will continue to be there for me, so I'm thankful for that also.. I'm a bit heartbroken one of my friendships have changed slightly - but I can't do anything about it. It's running it's natural course.
__________
Me : You know what would be really weird?
Guy : What?
Me : Seeing a bunch of non-asians on a Hoang Do bus
Guy : True that would be weird...
Me : It's like... how did they even...
___________
Jason : So do you still have your periods?
Me : Yeah, it's so annoying.
Jason : Why?
Me : Cause it's New Years soon and I want to look pretty and all.
Jason : So if you have your period you can't look pretty at New Years? I told you .. should just use Super-large tampons.
Me : THERE IS NO SUCH THING JASON! LOL we've established this already the last time!!
_________________________
So all CC wants to do is sit down and talk about feelings and unicorns and his periods.
I say....
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