'I CAN MAKE MY MOUTH LOOK LIKE A VAGINA'

Well, my title is weird. But it's true! An awkward conversation and a lesson taught by a fellow girlfriend. Yes I can make my lips look like a vagina. It takes a lot of mouth bending, lip twists and awkward faces to perfect it. It actually looks pretty disgusting. But you know what - I take pride in mastering tongue tricks and others. I'm still yet to perfect that crazy wave thing that Johnson can do. :'( Which reminds me.

Me @ Patrick Meek
I finally understand why people say vagina lips or lips.. because.. it does looks like lips.. I didn't understand this until now... So when music artists say lips.. You know what I'm doubtful of them actually meaning lips (mouth). THAT IS DISGUSTING.

TODAY HE TAUGHT ME
Boobs = top view - side view - front view DO YOU GET IT?!?!?!
B = top view
oo = front view
b = side view.

LOL we do talk about useful things other than what I've just mentioned there. BUT LOL!!!!

Also. If you hadn't noticed in my photo. I got my lip pierced. Reading the booklet - better term = labret? haha :) well yeah. I've contemplated on it countless times. I've finally got it done. A month right after I took the step and got my tragus done :P

It's quite swollen at this moment. But I'm happy with it. I was close to getting my tongue done instead - because that was what I initially had planned on doing. But the night before my friend had talked me out of it... stating that he didn't want me to be labeled a cocksucker. AND I FUCKING LAUGHED AT HIM BECAUSE HOW FUCKING FUNNY IS THAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You know naturally people would say 'oh no dont get it! it wont suit you' .. He was too brutally honest. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO Okay, I admit what he said did get to me - but it was more so the fact that I need to eat. If my tongue was unavailable. HOW WILL I SURVIVE?!?!?!?!

I read the care instructions
'refrain from kissing or oral sex'
I said 'OH NO! My life is over .... how will I go on?'
and proceeded to laugh at myself. Cause, I am pretty fucking hilarious.

I'm just the worst - I don't follow instructions. I read them and I shrug them off... which is bad. Because the first thing I ate after my piercing was ELJANNAH FUCKING MAJOR CRAVING. then . i ate all this seafood and fried foods. YOu know what im not fucknig surprised my lip would be swollen or infected LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO =='' I'm actually pretty silly. :/ sigh.