WHICH ONE OF YA'LL GOIN' HOME WITH TRIGGURHHH?!?!?!?!

So I haven't been blogging lately. Sadly because I haven't really had any eventful things happen in my dull dull life. But because of a certain man. A real man. A sex crazed- driven to write/sing about man. I have every reason to blog. So last night -  I spent my time in the City with an amazing girl, CINDY BINDS.

WE WERE TO SEE THE AMAZING MR STEAL YO GURLLLL ..

TREY SONGZ.

Okay, in all honesty I have listened to to his songs - however - I was never a devoted fan. I mean yeah his songs were like ya know SICK-AS LOL but I never really took time to you know digest his music. HAHAHA which is a really weird way of putting it. BUT YEAH.

To begin talking about how amazing he was. I should probably start with how we even ended up with the idea of going to TREY SONGZ.

(Cindy driving)
Cindy : Hey, want to go Trey Songz?
Me : Really?
Cindy : Yeah I mean I want to go but I don't know who to go with
Me : LET'S GO!
Cindy : Really?!??! Let's do this
Me : Omg! let's do this!

Yeah pretty much a spontaneous thing.
What Cindy and I really wanted to hear him sing - 'I NEED A GIRL' In the past - I've listened to that song countless times - didn't really care for it. But because of a friend once upon a time. I've paid more attention to this song. Really, it's become a really mad-ass song. HAHA.

SO WHEN TREY SONGZ WAS ALL LIKE HITTING ON THE CROWD. ASKING WHERE THE LADIES AT?!?! HE SAID 'I NEED A GIRL' AND .. HE.. JUST.. FUCKING.. SINGS.. 'I NEED A GIRL'...  the second song of his performance was 'I need a girl'. I mean the fuck. I'm still in a state of disbelief. I believed I would've left that performance without that song. Then I was thinking in the back of my head - hope he sings 'CAN'T HELP BUT WAIT'.. AND SURELY FUCKING ENOUGH.. OH MY GOD. HE'S SO AMAZING.  WHEN HE SANG 'ALREADY TAKEN' - panties were fucking dropped. MY GOD HE IS SO FUCKING HOT. HAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO FUCKING WOO'D OVER BY THIS MAN. WHEN HE SANG 'MISSING YOU' - I melted. Don't you love it when artists just sing their classics. LOL ALSO - BOTTOMS UP - SAY AH . YAH KNOW IT :) how disappointing would it have been if we missed that?

WHEN HE SANG - LOVE FACES - my face was tearing up - because he had so many emotions in his faces when he sang that. He's so beautiful - excuse me while i go outside to cry. LOLOL

(LULZ - this is a draft post from a few days ago - re-editting what I wrote at this moment and laughing at myself)

Honestly, he's truly an amazing artist. True talent. Truly passionate about his music - as he is with the topic of his songs. LOL SEX SEX SEX fuck dude. I mean seriously - he makes sex even sexier. AND HIS FUCKING BODY. HIS MAGNIFICENT BODY. I mean, there is a god. LOL The amount of times I bit my lip. Cause that's how insanely attractive he was. NO joke.

THEN HE FUCKING PULLS A GIRL FROM THE CROWD. EVERY OTHER BITCH IN THE ROOM 'FUCK I WISH I WAS HER'
The way he held her - and brushed his lips against her - so sensually I swear to god.
HE PULLS TWO GIRLS ONTO STAGE - THEY WEREN'T EVEN APPRECIATIVE OF HIM. I MEAN THE MAN IS KISSING YOU - HE's SWEATING ON YOU - HE'S AGAINST YOU. YOU FUCKING TAKE IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD!

ONE OF THE BITCHES HAD A BF. WHY DID YOU SCREAM? JUMP? CATCH HIS ATTENTION. CLEARLY WHEN YOU AREN'T DTF. THEN DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU ARE! GOSH :(

- I've undressed him with his eyes. But really - its fucking trey songz you don't even need to use your eyes - he fucking does it for you. LOL

The performance ended at roughly 10:00pm I mean we paid $50? or so dollars for a 1 and a half hour performance by the one and only TREY SONGZ. We couldn't complain. I honestly just really craved a Chicken Caesar Salad at that hour. We headed straight to maccas. Making our purchase we complained as to how much fucking lettuce the salad had contained. LOL

Walking to the train station - we broke out in song. We kept singing 'I need a girl'

'Baby please believe me when I tell you that,I need a girl .
So come on pretty lady won't you holla back, I need a girl
(I'mma tell you what I need).
I need a girl that's goin' be my baby, so if you love me say "i'm your baby".
So fine I go "that's my baby", so if you need me say "your my baby".

Cindy : dude we need to learn his other songs
Me : HAHAHAHA YEAH WE DO
Cindy : It's the only easy song to sing - and we know it too well

So as a study mission - I have to learn 'love faces' so I can sing-a-long with Cindy the next time we pick up her mum LOL

Pulled up in the drop top Benz Hit the horn two times and you walked outside (mmmhmm)
Dress keep hugging them thighs. And the only thing inside my mind is ...

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this would've been an experience I would've have loved to have shared with you.