Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Who Knew Being in a Heterosexual relationship could make a man so gay.

Two nights ago : i made shirley go woolies with me. Yes it was HEAPS RANDOM, but i thought it was good idea at the time. We walked every aisle - i meant it. DOG FOOD STINKS. Upon walking through it, we stumbled on something very interesting. There was High School Musical underwear dangling down on the side. Shirley and I shifted our head left and right, it was all detergents and bags of dirt.

shirley : what is this doing here?
me : i don't know/ "hey man be right back gonna go dog food aisle, i need HSM underwear" - MAN WE CRACK OURSELVES UP!

Society and Culture aka (sacs). nears. im fucking .. not worried LOL. Two hours ago i told Thanh Bui and insignificant individual. i should start touching my sacs soon. that was so funny. Cause instead of studying sacs, i thought about how funny it was to crack sac jokes.

me : HEY IVANA, lets go have sacs !
@announcement on success of our year 11 camp/ mei : we had fun at sacs camp
people in the audience : did she just say sex camp? .. lol ahh immature.

So right, today i slept for almost only 6 hours, from 6AM - 12PM cause i had a bitch in my room. Let's not go in depth. So around 3PM when i drove my brothers home, i had to think of a way to quiet David who was in my room. OKAY WHY WAS DAVID IN MY ROOM? long story i wont say anything. he's my neighbour, a DUHH .. lol .. so its normal he was in my room? . reason why i had to hide him was because my parents didnt know he was in my room - they came home so suddenly that all i could think of was to hide him. My parents are ANTI-BOYS (they dont know) in houses, or they disown and kick me out (they are serious). I actually now realise how funny this is, because my parents wouldve accepted the fact that david was in my room, he poses no threat. Same with allan, where would i be without him? :D

thought at the back of my head : "sigh, i gotta stop sneaking people out before it becomes routine.

susan : you know what allan said?.. he's like "my street is like ramsay street" i told him "but it's only you and eileen" LOL

I agree though, i'd miss so much if both me or allan were to ever move :(. EPIC NEIGHBOURS.

So 3 hours at ffld with shirley, diamond and david hu proved to be heaps of fun. We bumped into the boys who went swimming today.

David : "it was all guys, not even one girl showed up" (too much sausage in their soup ;)

A walk through a series of shops, i found my must needededded - lol i can't tell you what i bought. dead giveaway for what im dressing up as :P . The others found small needs, David Hu found his Fei Peng? ask him what it is, its funny. A journey back to shirley's and a few youtube videos we were set to leave.



So...
I use to be madly in love with a teddy bear i bought at a swap meet - with my parents when i was a young girl. It was a brown bear, with a very cute red bow. So one random night i had a bath with it (come on i was young! bathing with toys was normal - in my case teddy bears - wool stuffed teddy bears). It wasn't until i bathed with my bear that, i really looked into its eyes. I've never seen anything so terrifying, so i opened the window in the bathroom and hurled the bear as hard as i could. From that day on, the nightmares i always had completely left me.

a scary dream turned funny? ...
Around the same age, i learned how to use keys. :) i was the proudest fellow knowing how to insert key in holes and turn them. So i had a nightmare? so it would seem. My family was always in a festive enviroment when i was younger, so when i had 6 - 7 little family friends with me in that nightmare, it made complete sense to me. So i stood at the bathroom door, with these children behind me laughing and giggling. SO i unlock the door and lead them in. and lock them in there with me. No more than 5 seconds stepping foot inside there, a lady (grudge-like) stands with a pool of blood be side her in the shower (keep in mind im locked in this bathroom with children) So i look at her and say "you know, my mummy will be angry.. so you should clean that" and unlocked the door and walked out. LOLOL

im tired and i type to much . do i type too much?
[ ] YES [ ] NO

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