A Fully Sick Post (something that doesn't go with my daily life)

So atm - i'm completely sick. My nose is red and swollen. My mum doesn't care, because "i brought it on myself" - indeed i did. FUCK YOU AIRCON ! :(

This is a FUNNY story :
I had a nose job and throat surgery mid may this year. Probably the best $8000 ever spent. Well, it was nose surgery but not in the cosmetic sense. It was for my deviated septum. Interesting in 10 minutes i was able to find out, that for 17 years- 5 months of my life i was only breathing through one tube on my nose. Crazy right? ( I was fucked - because i couldnt breathe thru nose or throat - best 5 weeks of healing!)

Its also funny because i just Wiki-d what a causes something to happen to your deviated septum.
Causes : (It is most frequently caused by impact trauma, such as by a blow to the face. It can also be a congenital disorder, caused by compression of the nose during childbirth.)

Yeah indeed, this did happen to me. (not the congenital disorder part).I will never stop cracking up at the shit my mum says to me, ahh mumm you so funny.

Doctor (in chinese) : did you do something to her when she was younger? because i've never seen something this bad before (does this full diagram shit - i felt like a freak when he showed me how bad it was - picture a piece of strinig - curl it at one end. that was my nose - other people only bend slightly no curl at all - and that was already regarded as extreme. MINES CURLED ! WTF)

Mum (in viet) : yeah her baby sitter dropped her when she was 5 months old

Doctor : WHAT?!

Me : what what she say? ( i cant understand viet)

Doctor : your mum says you were dropped when you were a baby

Once again mummy, i love you so much. I mean it's not your fault you put me in the care of a family friend who dropped me because she was multitasking. I love you forever. Even if the first thing you did when i opened my eyes from that painful operation was laugh at my face and how much blood was blocking my nose. I love you for making me congee yays :P, i love you for sitting there saying how ugly i looked - i was swollen.

I JUST LOVE YOU MUM. AGAIN AND AGAIN - i'd never understand what i have with my mum. It's so random.

LOVE LOVE LOVE EILEEN