Okay this is by far one of the most randomest stories that came about during highschool. As I recall this was a time when Peter just recently joined us. I'm certain I use to talk to him before online. We've never met each other before. But I recall I spoke to him at a time when he was still dating Jenny Luu (primary friend). So when he came to my HS I was surprised he still remembered me and knew who I was before. I remember being shy cause I knew he didn't know how I looked like before he came to Canley.
Okay, so on the day Gligich and I met up at Cabra Station. This was at a time when we just started to become close friends. We were walking around Livo for AGES before we decided what we were to get for Peter. I don't know how the idea came about but we ended up buying him a box - that we were to later fill up with very inappropriate items. We went Big W and bought a love CD mix and then we bought furry handcuffs and a garter? LOL. This was to be our 'Seduction set' for when he needs to use it... when he has a gf or whatnot. HAHA. The set wasn't complete without one final item. Yup - Condoms. I recall it was so awkward standing in the aisle staring at it. Both of us still young - staring at condoms and thinking - crap.. which one do we get? LOL
Me : So... assorted ayee... what does that mean?
Gligich : I have no idea.
Me : let's just grab that one! it has 30 and the other has 12
Gligich : Does he really need that many?!
Me : I don't know! LOLOLOL but it says VALUE
Okay so we grab the box and go into the stationary aisle to grab one of those birthday gift bags. Just to make it less suss. This was at a time when Big W had just installed Self-check out machines. We were so happy they installed such a thing because oh my god every counter had males behind them.
Me : I'm not doing it you are!
Gligich : OKAY
(holds the box up against teh scanner)
Gligich : Umm Eileen, it's not working
Me : Omg! try again!
Gligich! I AM TRYING!
Me : I don't want assistance so don't look suss
Gligich : OH my god Eileen it's not scanning!
Me : CRAP WHAT DO WE DO!??!
(BEEP)
Me : shove it in the bag now!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yeah, the machine didn't work intiially but when we got it working.... LOL We left the Big W promising that we can never speak of this again. But I'm not speaking I'm typing HAHA. We then went to the closest park we could find. So at the park we placed the items in the box. Wrote our own msgs to Peter. Then we decided to keep a condom each - as a marking of us accomplishing this.
>> THAT PARTICULAR CONDOM WAS TO BE THE ONE THAT GOT ME IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE FROM MY PARENTS. (story next time - this will be memory number #96)
(Image below taken on the day we went to buy it - oh we also bought hectic as glasses from hot dollar? I think it was. As you can see there is a park - in the BG which proves this day did happen).
God our hair - our glasses - our fashion. I still remember the dress in that photo. That's when I was losing all this weight I had and stuff and it made me happy to be able to wear that dress LOLOLOL
MEMORY 97 :
This is going to be so lame and stupid but I do want to remember this particular memory. In year 4, the room was silent. The teacher (MISS PILLAY) sat at the front of the classroom reading a book to us. I'm sure it was Charlie and the Chocolate factory or Jame's and the Giant Peach. Anyways, out of the blue I chuck the biggest... Burp. LOL I kid you not A BURP! the whole class starts laughing. I put my head down in shame and start crying. I cried so much that Miss Pillay told Christine Ngo to accompany me to the toilet. We walk to the toilet and she's telling me "Eileen, it's okay it's natural' AND I KEEP CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING. I cried the whole day. I was so embarrased that all I knew to do was to cry and cry and cry. I was almost sent home cause I wouldn't stop crying. LOL Oh god.
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