I'm reading the popular likes. God. Why am I even doing that? But here's a few that I found mildly amusing. Who am I kidding - VERY AMUSING LOL
- Throwing a Grenade at Bruno Mars girlfriend to see if he is all talk.
- Fist pumping in Church when your favourite Hymm comes on
- In Flo-Rida's song "Low" he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur
AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty
I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her
- That awkward moment when everyone lets out an orgasm when you walk into an air-conditioned room.
- taking nan down the skatepark so she can bash some cunt
- undoing your top button to ruin everyones education.
- That ecstatic feeling you get when you successfully pass through airport security with 10K worth of
Cocaine strapped to your thighs.
- Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: awww:')
Boy : cuz ur face if pretty fucked up!
- We all have that one friend who mastered the art of Cockblocking
- Standing, chilling there at Mcdonalds, when suddenly the cashier starts talking to you, and you can
instantly tell she is DTF
- Have you ever wondered if your $5 note was once in a strippers underwear?
LOL that's all I'm going to laugh at tonight :)
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